My conversational cupcake

My cupcake and I had a conversation that went something like this.

What should I wear today? cupcake asks me.

Clean undergarments at a minimum, I reply.

What day is it?

Who knows … it’s the day after yesterday.

Let’s check the food calendar. That way, we’ll have to look at a device that will display the date.

It’s National Coffee Cake Day.

The pantry is like a costume closet. Let’s see what we can fashion.

OK, says cupcake. I’m wearing a brown sugar oat streusel hat accessorized with powdered sugar. I’m fashionably ready for my close up.